teens vs. cougars
ALISON: I was thinking that I, too, have a moderate amount to live for
and topping the list is The Hills, Keeping up with the Kardashians
Gossip Girl
and The Real World
WENDY: ugh. i just got hooked on Gossip Girl
WENDY: i avoided it
WENDY: but then
ALISON: welcome!
WENDY: it sucked me in
i think mainly i believe that if i stare at Serena long enough
i can somehow begin to look like her?
ALISON: aren't you dying to know what the secret is?
WENDY: yes, it's lesbo porn right?
ALISON: I think so
I actually went online to search for spoilers
WENDY: this week is the week that the teens took it back from the cougars
miley
gossip girl
they're all
in your face, tina fey and demi moore
!!
ALISON: yeah!
they're like, suck it, rue mcclanahan
eat this, martha washington!
May 1st
As The Buttons Turn...
ALISON: want to know something that is totally unimportant but is driving me (slightly) crazy in a million ways?
WENDY: sure
ALISON: the leather holder that my blackberry comes in used to have a little silver colored button on it
magically it now has a black colored button on it
so either I have the wrong case
which is possible, it's possible that somehow they got switched at red eye I'm thinking
or—and I think I'm the only person who would be hanging on to the following ridiculous theory—some kind of chemical reaction occurred where the silver turned black
because since it's a magnet, stuff gets stuck to it all the time
WENDY: hmmm
it's clearly time for alison to go away for a nice long rest
ALISON: this, mixed with what's left of my knowledge of high school AP chemistry, leaves me thinking something which likely isn't possible, is possible
also, it's been talking to me
saying my name late at night
it said your name too, just fyi
WENDY: shit
don't kill me
i have a moderate amount of stuff to live for
ALISON: I won't!
I'm telling you TO PROTECT YOU
moderate is good, by the way
like a three if there were five options
Apr 29th
blood, trees, blogs, now with extra...
ALISON: People are asking if this blog is dying out and since Wendy isn't online right now I've taken to having a one-sided conversation with myself to show that Wendy and I still blog here. I'm watering the blog tree with the blood of solipsism. Feeding the blog tree? Refueling the blog tree? Cross-pollinating?
ALISON: you know nothing about trees and even less about blogs.
ALISON: Oh really?
ALISON: Yes.
ALISON: I hate you.
ALISON: likewise.
ALISON: well if you're so smart about trees and blogs, why don't YOU take over?
ALISON: I am.
ALISON: oh really?
ALISON: shut up.
ALISON: no you shut up.
ALISON: does your face hurt?
ALISON: no, why?
ALISON: it's killing me! get it?
ALISON: grow up, baby.
Apr 25th