Alison And Wendy

Sexy!

Gloves beneath our gloves

ALISON: so I was cleaning my bathroom earlier
WENDY: uh huh
ALISON: and sometimes I wear those super sexy gloves
WENDY: the yellow ones
ALISON: to protect my skin from harsh chemicals or something
mine are more seafoam
WENDY: sexy
ALISON: but yes, they're like yellow ones
but I think the gloves irritate my skin
I need gloves under the gloves
WENDY: : latex allergy?
that's a real thing
ALISON: I don't think these are latex
WENDY: and very common according to tv shows about doctors
ALISON: they're sheepskin
I can really feel the toilet and sink better
WENDY: oh, that's very mediaeval
ALISON: they're more expensive
but more intimate
WENDY: i spelled thta wrong
and again
ALISON: I thought it was olde mediaeaaval spelling
like faerie

It's just Perez Hilton now.

{ed. note: this post is about last week's big kerfuffle when tumblr decided to take down a few blogs that were deemed to be too "harrassing" of other tumblr users.}
ALISON: so I heard that tumblr put those blogs back up? is that true?
WENDY: yeah, they are back up
so dumb
ALISON: totally
WENDY: i wonder if tumblr will take down our blog because we are so negative to ourselves
we had to save the tumblr community from self-harrassment
any blogger with low self esteem will be censored
ALISON: that would be so great
ha
WENDY: i wish they would
ALISON: the internet would be so... small
WENDY: yeah
it would just be perez hilton

Alison, Wendy

"wait, let me put lipstick on this post"

WENDY: i am going to try taking snapshots of our chats to post
instead of copying and pasting
ME: wait, let me put lipstick on this post
WENDY: but if your gmail saves it automatically will you email me?
ME: ok ready
WENDY: open a button
another one
STOP CRYING
I WANT TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE
ME: how's this?
WENDY: Don't be such a baby
ME: I want our chats to be shot tastefully
WENDY: you'll never get ahead in this town unless you let me take sexy pictures of your i.m.s
ME: well, they're just for your personal collection right?
WENDY: hmm. no, the snaps won't work
ME: ok let me see if I close this window if it automatically saves
hold
WENDY: i mean, i can save it too
but i thought if yours autosaved it'd be easy
ME: yeah I was able to pull it up
it autosaves
WENDY: sweet
ME: awesome
so should I put my clothes back on?
WENDY: NO
i like you natural

It's not what you're eating, it's that...

ALISON: hey!
hello
WENDY: i am watching millionaire matchmaker
but i should be sorting my mail
i hate mail
ALISON: I hate mail too
in fact, I hardly ever open it
WENDY: it's all junk
i remember when i was a kid and mail was so exciting
ALISON: so when you say "sort" do you mean "throw out"
WENDY: shred
probably
ALISON: oooh fancy
i don't have a mail shredder
I have to eat mine