Tue
Apr
29
As The Buttons Turn...
- ALISON: want to know something that is totally unimportant but is driving me (slightly) crazy in a million ways?
- WENDY: sure
- ALISON: the leather holder that my blackberry comes in used to have a little silver colored button on it
- magically it now has a black colored button on it
- so either I have the wrong case
- which is possible, it's possible that somehow they got switched at red eye I'm thinking
- or—and I think I'm the only person who would be hanging on to the following ridiculous theory—some kind of chemical reaction occurred where the silver turned black
- because since it's a magnet, stuff gets stuck to it all the time
- WENDY: hmmm
- it's clearly time for alison to go away for a nice long rest
- ALISON: this, mixed with what's left of my knowledge of high school AP chemistry, leaves me thinking something which likely isn't possible, is possible
- also, it's been talking to me
- saying my name late at night
- it said your name too, just fyi
- WENDY: shit
- don't kill me
- i have a moderate amount of stuff to live for
- ALISON: I won't!
- I'm telling you TO PROTECT YOU
- moderate is good, by the way
- like a three if there were five options
