Mon
Jun
2
This post is a Miranda!
- WENDY: hi!
- ALISON: hello!
- WENDY: how goes?
- ALISON: it's hot in NYC
- how goes it with you?
- WENDY: just recovering from goin to see SATC five times
- or no times
- ALISON: I saw it so many times my period synced with the show times
- I think wearing a tutu was a mistake though
- scratchy!
- WENDY: that's weird since none of those women are probably still getting periods
- SNAP!
- i made a joke about old people!
- ALISON: oh you didn't!
- WENDY: i am so funny
- i wore stilettos on my hands and feet!
- ALISON: which did you walk on?
- WENDY: neither
- i had a chris noth lookalike
- carry me on a litter
- ALISON: a litter?
- WENDY:
- yes, a litter
- is like a palanquin
- or sedan chair
- like cleopatra was carried on
- ALISON: gotcha
- I only know from cabs
- and magic carpets
- WENDY: i am just digging into the VF Clinton story
- i feel like it's a non-scandal
- like, hey surprise! he's rich and powerful and can't keep his dick in his pants!
- ALISON: does bill die?
- WENDY: he winds up with Big
- ALISON: that is scandalous!
- WENDY: after Big jilts him at the altar
