Wed
Jun
25
"I'm not sure you know what words mean."
- ALISON: you know you're perverted when you read a sentence involving pearl earrings and you kind of titter to yourself
- and then you remember that actually there's nothing perverted about pearl earrings
- WENDY: i thought only "pearl necklace" was dirty
- ALISON: yeah, it is
- WENDY: what if i said "diamond anklet"?
- would you get a boner?
- ALISON: no
- but when you said boner I did
- it just happened again!
- WENDY: oh boy
- ALISON: and again!
- WENDY: i'm not sure you know what words mean
- ALISON: I can't hear you
- I have boners in my ears
- I've sort of painted myself into a corner humorwise with this one
- WENDY: oh boy
- ALISON: boner!
- WENDY: use the trapdoor
- ALISON: I wonder what ever happened to boner from growing pains
- mike "boner" stabone
- WENDY: isn't he leonardo dicaprio now?
- ALISON: no
- leonardo dicaprio played someone else
- I think he played carol
- WENDY: oh, i thought kirk cameron played carol.
