Alison And Wendy

Let us do the talking. You just be pretty.



Alison and Wendy are Alison Rosen and Wendy Molyneux. They are involved in various exciting endeavors including book writing, television being on, magazine editing, celebrity interviewing, list making, script writing, comedy performing and, if you are Wendy, buying sandwiches for your sister's family with whom you are going to the zoo.


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Sat Oct 4

Despite this post, Alison wants you to know that she's still very much single

  • WENDY: are you taking the plunge?
  • can i come to your wedding?
  • ALISON: yes! I was hoping you would perform at our wedding
  • WENDY: sure
  • my yodeling?
  • ALISON: yes!
  • WENDY: or my striptease?
  • ALISON: god I'm so bad at decisions
  • which is more matrimonial?
  • WENDY: or my yodelteases?
  • ALISON: yes! that
  • that sounds perfect
  • it's a theme wedding
  • the theme is "Jamaica me crazy"
  • WENDY: perfect
  • ALISON: and the colors we've chosen are sage and sagebrush
  • WENDY: i'll hire tom cruise circa Cocktail
  • i'm going for a walk now
  • ttyl!
  • good luck
  • i hope you fall in love
  • because i don't hate him
  • ALISON: that's the nicest thing i've ever heard
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