Alison And Wendy

Let us do the talking. You just be pretty.



Alison and Wendy are Alison Rosen and Wendy Molyneux. They are involved in various exciting endeavors including book writing, television being on, magazine editing, celebrity interviewing, list making, script writing, comedy performing and, if you are Wendy, buying sandwiches for your sister's family with whom you are going to the zoo.


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Sat Feb 21

It's not what you're eating, it's that you're eating your mail.

  • ALISON: hey!
  • hello
  • WENDY: i am watching millionaire matchmaker
  • but i should be sorting my mail
  • i hate mail
  • ALISON: I hate mail too
  • in fact, I hardly ever open it
  • WENDY: it's all junk
  • i remember when i was a kid and mail was so exciting
  • ALISON: so when you say "sort" do you mean "throw out"
  • WENDY: shred
  • probably
  • ALISON: oooh fancy
  • i don't have a mail shredder
  • I have to eat mine
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