Alison And Wendy

Let us do the talking. You just be pretty.



Alison and Wendy are Alison Rosen and Wendy Molyneux. They are involved in various exciting endeavors including book writing, television being on, magazine editing, celebrity interviewing, list making, script writing, comedy performing and, if you are Wendy, buying sandwiches for your sister's family with whom you are going to the zoo.


Need to know more about Wendy's book? We thought so.

LINKS WE LIKE

Corporate Casual
Garfield Minus Garfield
Paul Scheer
Chris Monks
Jeff Drake







Sun Feb 22

"wait, let me put lipstick on this post"

  • WENDY: i am going to try taking snapshots of our chats to post
  • instead of copying and pasting
  • ME: wait, let me put lipstick on this post
  • WENDY: but if your gmail saves it automatically will you email me?
  • ME: ok ready
  • WENDY: open a button
  • another one
  • STOP CRYING
  • I WANT TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE
  • ME: how's this?
  • WENDY: Don't be such a baby
  • ME: I want our chats to be shot tastefully
  • WENDY: you'll never get ahead in this town unless you let me take sexy pictures of your i.m.s
  • ME: well, they're just for your personal collection right?
  • WENDY: hmm. no, the snaps won't work
  • ME: ok let me see if I close this window if it automatically saves
  • hold
  • WENDY: i mean, i can save it too
  • but i thought if yours autosaved it'd be easy
  • ME: yeah I was able to pull it up
  • it autosaves
  • WENDY: sweet
  • ME: awesome
  • so should I put my clothes back on?
  • WENDY: NO
  • i like you natural
Comments (View)