Alison And Wendy

Let us do the talking. You just be pretty.



Alison and Wendy are Alison Rosen and Wendy Molyneux. They are involved in various exciting endeavors including book writing, television being on, magazine editing, celebrity interviewing, list making, script writing, comedy performing and, if you are Wendy, buying sandwiches for your sister's family with whom you are going to the zoo.


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Thu Mar 12

Wandy and Elison: Bed spallers

  • WENDY: i used to be a really good speller
  • ALISON: me too!
  • WENDY: i peaked in fourth grade when i went to the regional championships
  • in Marion County
  • ALISON: wow
  • WENDY: I lost on "ombudsman"
  • ALISON: how did you spell it?
  • WENDY: i dunno
  • just wrong
  • ALISON: yeah I used to be pretty good at spelling too
  • and now I'm somewhere between retarded and moronic
  • it's a and e that get me
  • like inadvertent?
  • or inadvertant?
  • WENDY: the first one
  • ALISON: alison or elison?
  • WENDY: wandy molynaux
  • ALISON: hm, I wonder what I twittered last night
  • WENDY: were you drunk?
  • ALISON: : nope
  • just kind of stapid
  • raterdad. I don't mean I don't know WHAT I twittered
  • I mean I don't know which way I spelled inadvertent
  • WENDY: i can't get into twitter
  • i really don't want anyone to know what i'm doing or how i feel
  • that's what makes my marriage work
  • ALISON: : I imagine, yes
  • WENDY: secrets
  • a wall of silence
  • ALISON: I've decided that my general feeling on these matters is: "please don't be yourself around me"
  • WENDY: emotional inaccessibility
  • ALISON: sounds very comforting
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